February 2012
January 2012
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Labels.
Even though things weren’t official I still think I would label someone my ex if the feelings were there. I don’t understand what I would call us if you aren’t my ex. I mean if we did everything that we would do in a normal relationship and if we had the feelings of a real relationship then we might as well call each other exes. I mean what’s the big deal right? Are you...
Watchmahaldaddy:
Speechless.
I saw you, I wanted you, I got you, I liked you, I...
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I haven't been going out at all lately.
Idk. I just feel like it’s the same shit if I do. No one really does anything except go to the mall nowadays. There’s like no legit plans where we actually have something to do besides walk around. Maybe I need more friends. LOOL
I'm bored out of my...
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Anons trying to homewreck.
HAHAHA you anons act like you can actually do something. No. Just stop. Unless you can back up your answer just stfu and stop.
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Tonights episode of bleach is probably the realest...
Their quote about growing old and maturing and about emotions. Omg shit just got real.
I don't know where I stand in people's lives. One...
I've been so M.I.A
I am going out this weekend no matter what >:(
2011: Let's go planking
2012: Let's go choke on some cinnamon
LOLOLOL
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out,...
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If we talk a lot, I'll start liking you.
Just talking to me everyday will do so much. You’ll eventually become my daily routine. I get to learn more about you as I listen to you talk about how your day is, how you’re feeling, and how you really are. Just knowing almost every detail about you will bring me closer to you. It’ll become hard for me to not like you if I admire the person you actually are behind your appearance.
What the hell...
phaibooty:
One day, we’re perfect. We basically are soul mates. We flirt, we have a great time. Next day, its like we’re fucking strangers.
Playing With Telemarketers
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to
get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family"
thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: click........
I just woke up.
Hai :)
I want my eyebrow and cartilidge pierced.
But that shit is going to hurt like a mother fucker. I’m scurred D:
I woke up and gained a flood of followers.
How do you guys even find my tumblr this early in the morning?? o.o
Night everyone!
12atmidnight:
Lol I found a porn app for iPhones Haha Omfg Lol
do like. what’s the app?
Watch12atmidnight:
chrisfabian:
OMGOD
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sidneyisbasedgodd:
wow idk phone sex sounds good.
who wants her number?
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I have the perfect excuse if my parents ask me why...
I’m gonna blame the fire works LOLOL
Do you guys think I should get an eyebrow...
I’m considering it :D
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Dear Future Girlfriend,
Do not over-think if I take forever to reply to you on everything. I am most likely playing video games. If not I’m with my friends. I promise to make it up though. :)
We didn't stop talking.
808dilly:
You just stopped talking to me.
I want to join a group..
Or I can make one. Everyone be apart if group orgy! :D see what I did there?
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